About The AmeriComic

So if her co-worker's a leaf, what's that thing on the top of the sand castle?

And why is the woman in the airport pushing an empty stroller around? Those are quite clearly child-rearing hips.

To answer your first question, the leaf on top of the sand castle is Eric's fourth cousin (once removed). Unfortunately, only a few plants develop the ability to talk, walk, and hold down generic jobs. Eric is one of the lucky ones.

#2: The woman in the airport has always wanted to be a mother. She has the look. She has the style. She just doesn't have the baby. No babies have been willing to commit!

#3: Why haven't you asked about the fact that Banana Flecks has 5 fingers per hand (including a thumb), while everyone else seems to have 4 fingers (or less) per hand (including a thumb)? Are you selectively blind to this important issue? How can we vote for you if you're just going to ignore tough questions? Clearly, you need to rethink your campaign platform.

Ah, it's all so true, how could I be so naive! Alright, fine. It's time to pick myself up, dust myself off, and begin again the work of remaking my questions:

Why does Meri only wear clothes at the beach? Why does B-Flecks wear clothes that aren't ripped from being stretched under his ridiculous muscles?

Why have your last 4 comics all had a panel count that was a multiple of 3?

Why doesn't Meri have a telephone? She only ever uses a cellular phone!

Why does the ridiculously elongated wheel chair only make noise in one panel?

How is a Taxi allowed to be that stylish? I see no license plate that says "FRESH"!

Meri has a picture of a flower in full bloom hanging on the wall in her house. Now considering some plants are sentient, is this some sort of porn?

What is 8-bit Jacqueline Kennedy doing in that airport?

Where does Meri work?

So you guys completely copy-pasted that sand castle for the last few panels of the beach comic, huh?

Japeth wrote:

Ah, it's all so true, how could I be so naive! Alright, fine. It's time to pick myself up, dust myself off, and begin again the work of remaking my questions:

Why does Meri only wear clothes at the beach? Why does B-Flecks wear clothes that aren't ripped from being stretched under his ridiculous muscles?

Why have your last 4 comics all had a panel count that was a multiple of 3?

Why doesn't Meri have a telephone? She only ever uses a cellular phone!

Why does the ridiculously elongated wheel chair only make noise in one panel?

How is a Taxi allowed to be that stylish? I see no license plate that says "FRESH"!

Meri has a picture of a flower in full bloom hanging on the wall in her house. Now considering some plants are sentient, is this some sort of porn?

What is 8-bit Jacqueline Kennedy doing in that airport?

Where does Meri work?

So you guys completely copy-pasted that sand castle for the last few panels of the beach comic, huh?

1. Meri wears clothes when she's not at the beach! Her without clothes would be her without the paper wrap around her. She just wears a bikini over that paper wrap.

2. Flecks knows the right places to shop.

3. Because I like the number 3. (Yes, I find it kind of funny that this is answer number 3.)

4. Meri just moved into a new place and it has no landlines.

5. You can only hear it in that panel because there is no noise pollution in that panel. Also, notice that her wheelchair has only two wheels! It is because they had the wheelchair custom-made by a bike shop owner, and, living in a world where vehicles have only two wheels, he forgot the little ones at the front. Another inconsistency with the wheelchair is that in the ninth panel, it doesn't have the hand rims on the wheels. Y'know, the ones people use when they can use their arms but not their legs? Also, in the fifteenth panel, the wheels are nowhere to be seen!

6. The license plate is at the back, but let me assure you, the license plate reads, "YOURMOM".

7. That specific flower is not sentient, and otherwise, it would just be ART. :O

8. Hiding.

9. At an office.

10. Yes! Who doesn't love to copy+paste stuff?

Plus also, there is one time where Chalk doesn't have his name plastered across his paper sleeve. It is the fourth-to-the-last panel of #5. I can't come up with a good reason why.

Also, I don't know how to draw cars.

What? Your cars are stylin'. If those are YOUR cars. Also, I don't care about those absent-minded fallacies, only the logical ones. Gosh. Also, you're clearly haunted by the number 3. Just think about it. How many pieces of cereal were in your bowl this morning? How many windows are on your domicile? If you take your age, add the digits together, then add that sum to your age, and then divide THAT sum by the value of that sum divided by nine and then divide THAT number by three, what do you get?

And I'm pretty sure that license plate actually says "THEGAME".

I also have reason to believe the Chalk doesn't know what a doorbell is.

Also that I have the most posts on the forum.

Japeth wrote:

What? Your cars are stylin'. If those are YOUR cars. Also, I don't care about those absent-minded fallacies, only the logical ones. Gosh. Also, you're clearly haunted by the number 3. Just think about it. How many pieces of cereal were in your bowl this morning? How many windows are on your domicile? If you take your age, add the digits together, then add that sum to your age, and then divide THAT sum by the value of that sum divided by nine and then divide THAT number by three, what do you get?

And I'm pretty sure that license plate actually says "THEGAME".

OHMIGOSH. MY AGE IS DIVISIBLE BY THREE. I AM EIGHTEEN! AND ALSO, ONE PLUS EIGHT IS NINE WHICH IS THREE TIMES THREE. Add that sum... 27... divided by 27/9 (3) is 9... DIVIDED BY THREE IS THREE OH MY GOSH!!! Also, I lost the game. >8[

Japeth wrote:

What? Your cars are stylin'. If those are YOUR cars.

Well, I don't know what real cars look like, so I draw what I think cars should look like.

NOW TRY IT FOR THE AGE OF YOUR MOTHER, AND THEN YOUR FATHER, AND THEN ALL THE PETS YOU'VE EVER HAD!

Also, yeah, you got cars down-pat.

PS: So how often does this PatriotiComic update?

Japeth wrote:

PS: So how often does this PatriotiComic update?

It is a strange algorithm. No updates this week because I am in Utah. But I could do an MS Paint update.

Yeah, Utah is pretty constricting. Did you know that Whale Hunting is illegal there?

Japeth wrote:

Yeah, Utah is pretty constricting. Did you know that Whale Hunting is illegal there?

Wow, really? I heard that panda hunting is illegal there (here) too. But pheasant hunting is just fine. Hypocrites.

Yeah. That's like the equivalent of banning the consumption of Piña Coladas, but allowing the participation in Shot-Put tournaments.

I hate intolerance.

Marie is a pushpin.

A sexy pushpin. :O

I would think she'd be too top-heavy to walk! But that just makes those quadriceps all the more sexily impressive.