Visitors x 10

Subject: Visitors x 10 Mon May 11, 2009 5:03 pm

I really know nothing about web traffic, but is this

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pretty good for 10 days?

I think it is, but I really have no idea. Do you think it'd be enough to start talking to Project Wonderful about?

Guest

That's excellent.

Much more than the tens of views that I get on my stupid wubsite.

Subject: Re: Visitors x 10 Mon May 11, 2009 10:31 pm

I visit it!

Guest

We aren't even updaatinnng I feel so stupid but school and life are too stressful to draw up some dummy comix.

Subject: Re: Visitors x 10 Tue May 12, 2009 1:00 am

WHAT. THAT IS NOT THE ATTITUDE OF A WINNER.

STRAIGHTEN UP, SOLDIER. NOW UN-STRAIGHTEN UP AND GIVE ME 13 PUSH-UP BRAS.

Guest

OH GOD I DON'T EVEN KNOW

SO MUCH LACY AND SO MUCH THINGS I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW WHY AM I WEARING THIS WHEN DID THIS GET ON ME OH GOD MY MOM IS GOING TO BE SO UPSET I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET THIS OFF

Subject: Re: Visitors x 10 Tue May 12, 2009 1:09 am

JUST GET THE BASIC BLACK, SKIN, AND WHITE ONES. THEY COST LESS AND YOU CAN GET THEM AT COSTCO.

Guest

WHAT SKIN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW

Subject: Re: Visitors x 10 Tue May 12, 2009 2:15 am

A SALES ASSOCIATE WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY

Guest

OH GOD I DO NOT EVEN KNOW I WANT TO GO HOME I AM SO SCARED DON'T TOUCH ME NO I DO NOT WANT PERFUME LEAVE ME ALON OHGODOHGOD I CAN'T BREATHE.

Subject: Re: Visitors x 10 Tue May 12, 2009 3:37 am

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT IN THIS CHAIR WHILE I APPLY MAC COSMETICS TO YOUR RADIANT COUNTENANCE? THIS SHADE OF PUCE COMPLIMENTS YOUR EYES DAZZLINGLY

DON'T WORRY; THIS IS ONLY THE ESOPHAGUS BRUSH

Guest

ESOPHAGUS BRUSH OH GOD I DON'T WANT THINGS IN MY THROAT OR ON MY FACE WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT PUCE LOOKS LIKE

Subject: Re: Visitors x 10 Tue May 12, 2009 3:48 am

Also, what does having a Google Bot mean?

Visitors x 10 Bot

Subject: Re: Visitors x 10 Tue May 12, 2009 3:49 am

DON'T WORRY; WE HAVE A SIMPLE BROCHURE RIGHT HERE IN THE STONE WAITING ROOM

Guest

A google bot means google is comin' round here and archiving up this stuffz for it's search engine!

I DO NOT LIKE BROCHURES; THEY ARE USUALLY SILLY AND POORLY PRODUCED.

Subject: Re: Visitors x 10 Tue May 12, 2009 3:55 am

WELL THEN YOU CAN SKIP THE STONE WAITING CHAMBER AND GO STRAIGHT DOWN THIS UNLIT DAMP CORRIDOR

Guest

OH GOD THERE ARE LIKE 32 DOORS DOWN HERE I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS HALLWAY SEEMS ENDLESS OH MAN MY HANDS ARE SPATULAS WHATS GOING ON???

Subject: Re: Visitors x 10 Tue May 12, 2009 3:58 am

I'M SURE IT'LL BE BETTER DOWN THIS BARRED TRAP DOOR

Guest

OH GOD THERE ARE GHOSTS EVERYWHERE NOW I AM FALLING AND NOW I AM RUNNING IN PLACE I THINK I AM IN A NIGHTMARE.

Speaking of which, BEDTIEMS!

ohgodihopeidonthavenightmaresagain

Subject: Re: Visitors x 10 Tue May 12, 2009 4:02 am

'Sokay. I know where you live. If you have nightmares, I'll be sure to pull a Michael Jackson.

Guest

Ohsweetjesus

Subject: Re: Visitors x 10 Tue May 12, 2009 4:04 am

Wait, I mean... I was referencing his "Thriller" video, being scarier than the monsters and thus scaring the monsters away... Not... Not anything else.

Guest

Still very scary. Michael Jackson is also a werewolf in that movie.

A WEREWOLF.

Subject: Re: Visitors x 10 Tue May 12, 2009 5:32 am

FRIG A WEREWOLF

Guest

WE CAN BE MEN

OR WE CAN BE

LYCHAAAANNS

I totally just bought underworld 3 today and I'm gonna watch that movie so hard it will play to death.