nice pic sara

http://dredsina.deviantart.com/art/A-Semi-Decent-Photo-of-Me-56804740

What were you doing with your brother's phone in the bathroom?

Probably taking pictures.

You look very young in that picture. Not to mention the very attractive grain on the wood paneling.

What is that 1978 Humpert and Woomings 10/3 pulp? That's good stuff. You got some escrow on that? Some 0% APR? Low interest rates?

I look young in every picture. I just look like some sort o' youngin'. Nobody believes me when I say I'm nineteen. They're all like, "Shoo', y'ain't no nineteen years o' age, yo' sho' a youngin' fifteen year o', not no mo' by the looks o' yer face."

(I think I combined at least five American dialects in that dialogue right thur.)

I think I got a... baaaaaaaby faaaaaace...!

That colloquialism was on par with that of Tom Sawyer. Bravo, I say.

*Bows*

You get by on the energy we trade.

Japeth, whatchu talkin' 'bout. Thar aint none energy tradin round here and thay aint been since I wot was a senator back in ninety fo'.

1894, that is.

No, 3394.

Twas a good year.

2294 BC was a fair year.

3394 A.D. I mean.

But yes, 2294 was certainly a fair year.

I think we can all agree the best year is yet to come. Optimism!

Sara, I agree. Baaaaaaaby faaaaaace. That can be your mob nickname. I'll be Legs.

And everyone but me will wonder how you got that nickname.

Not even you will know.

D:

I will be known as...Meredith.

The mere utterance of mumbles that even resemble the first syllable of my name will strike fear into the hearts of man.

Strike fear into the heart of man... IN BED.

AMIRIGHT

Yessss!

Bow chica wow wow

Now put that post into a text-to-speech program.

GASP!

What about a text to text program? Because I have one of those.

I am using one right now.