Introduce Yourself!

Because he's a loser, baby.

Oh.


That changes everything.

I might have lied, I do that a lot.

I am not proud of it.

WHOA.

WHOOOOOA.

PARADIGM SHIFT.

All of what I once knew has been forever altered.

Mind=Blown.

Also, I had to look up what paradigm shift was(I've heard it before and could extrapolate from the context but was never "for sure") and now I am totally gonna use that in like every single essay I write because I will get so many points.

Also, I will use it in my everyday language because its an awesome thing to say.

Like Tabula Rasa(clean slate).

You know how to pronounce it, right?

PARA- Like parapalegic

DIME- Like Blood Diamond.

Right?

Not Para Diggum.

No, I meant the "shift" part.

But I guess you got "paradigm" down pretty well.

Oy that part is easy

Shift is pronounced K-UHSH-TEH, right?

It sounds more like the clack of pressing a key just above the "Ctrl" key.

Mine sounds more like *kddup*.

Your ctrl key is just weird and weird and also weird and should not be touched if it's making weird sounds like that.

What. No. I was talking about the "Shift" key.

Oh I totally mis-read that because I am and idiot.

"a key just above the" <-- did not see that

I am having an OCD crisis. While looking up pictures of melted candles, I came across a picture of a dead Taliban man sprawled on the ground with his head exploded, and I can't keep it from my mind. Stupid OCD keeps resurfacing it.

Ohahhaha

Oh boy

Then you would not like to see the horrible horrible things I've seen. Oh god.

If I had OCD.

Oh god my dreams.

I would not be able to even exist if they kept coming up.

They do come up occasionally but if they came up like, all the time forever.

oh man.

It took me so long to get the image of the man flattened beyond recognition under a tank at Tiananmen out of my mind. He became just a dirty, pink shape on the ground in a pool of blood.

And now it's back. D:

STOP!

Think of something like...roses or grass or trees or like water or something.

I DUNNO. IT'S BAD TO THINK OF THAT BAD STUFF SO STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT STUFF!

I WILL THINK OF ROSES WHICH ARE RED AND PINK OH GEEZ

NOT ROSES THAT WAS A BAD IDEA THINK OF WATER OR THE MOON OR SOMETHIN LIKE THAT.

JACK-O-LANTERNS

OH WAIT OH GEEZ NO

THINK OF A PERSON BEING CRUSHED BY TAN-

WAIT NEVERMIND I AM NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS.

I NEED TO TAKE MORE SSRIs

OH NOES NOT MEDICATIONS

I HATE MEDICATIONS

Me too.

._.

They stick in my throat and make me sleepy and also sometimes angry and they are just no good.